Santa Sasural Gaya.
February 14, 2012
Santa Sasural Gaya.
Sasu maa Dinner k liye puchh ne gayi.
Saasu-maa: Santa Ji
Aapki Favourite Dish Kon Si Hai?
Santa: “TATA SKY..” 
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Morning is Nature’s way of saying:
February 14, 2012
Morning is Nature’s way of saying:
“Live life one more time,
make a difference, touch one heart,
encourage one mind n inspire
one soul”….Good Morning….
+10In case of FIRE
February 14, 2012
Warning dat should be placed
at every offices/malls…
In case of FIRE
.
00Mujhe patni ka hath Bantana hai
February 14, 2012
Santa: Mujhe patni ka hath
Bantana hai Chhutti chahiye.
Boss: Nahi Milegi.
Santa: Shukriya, Janta tha musibat
ke samay aap hi madad karenge.
00Bhagyavan, kaha ja rahi ho.
February 14, 2012
Pati: Bhagyavan, kaha ja rahi ho.
Patni: Aatmahatya karne.
Pati: To itna Make-Up kyu kiya hai???
Patni: Kal subha paper mai Photo nahi ayegi kya.
001 sardar scooter leke nikla
February 14, 2012
1 sardar scooter leke nikla or
wrong side chalne laga aur
tension me aa gaya aur bola:
Shit….
Aaj phir late ho gaya! Sab log
wapas aa rahe hai !
+10Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
February 14, 2012
Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usi ko maangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use pane ko….
kya aapka dil nahi karta,
“Dairy-Milk”
Khane ko.
00The Prophet Said
February 14, 2012
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet Said, “On every Friday
the angels take theirstand at every
gate of the mosques to write the names
of the people chronologically (i.e. according
to the time of their arrival for the Friday Prayer)
and when the Imam sits (on the pulpit) they fold up
their scrolls and get ready to listen to the sermon.”
00Jivan me ek baat yaad Rakhna
February 14, 2012
Jivan me ek baat yaad Rakhna
Aansu Ponchhne wale bahut milenge
But
Naak Ponchhne wala koi nahi milega,
So hamesha Rumal saath rakhna.
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