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  Let me kiss ur lips,
  let me feel ur teeth,
  let me feel ur tongue.
  SMILE!
  This is ur friend
  “PEPSODENT”
  reminding you to brush ur teeth,
  Twice a day Everyday.

  It’s the thing that satisfies
  ur mind, body & soul!
  Do it on bed, on a sofa,
  in the car or anywhere!
  It’s called Prayer!
  God bless ur naughty mind.

  usne kaha or dabao,
  maine dabaya,
  usne kaha or dabao,
  maine or dabaya,
  usne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
  maine phir dabaya,
  usne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
  maine phir dabaya . . . 
  dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

  2 men went 2 a callgirl.
  1st went in and came out n said
  “Na my wife is better.”
  2nd went in and came out n said
  “U R right ur wife is much better.”

  Catch her by her waist…
  Bring her home..
  Keep ur hand on her neck
  Put ur lips on her lips
  & have a …
  …nice drink…PEPSI.

  Can we do romance in the midnight today?
  I’m in a good mood:)
  Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
  Reply me soon,
  yours Loving Mosquito.

  Pehle KISS karo,
  phir PALANG par lita do,
  phir CHADDI utar do,
  phir NICHE haath lagao,
  .
  .
  .
  .
  Aur check karo k
  BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na .

  Child:papa aunty ka pait kiyon phoola hai?
  Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
  Child: nahin pata promise!
  Father: in k pait main pani bhara hai
  CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!


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