Adult SMS
Khwab Or Barish Dono Ek Jaise Hai..
March 5, 2012
Khwab Or Barish Dono Ek Jaise Hai..
Jo Hamesha Yaadgar Hote Hai..
Farq Sirf Itna Hai,
Barish Jism Bhigoti hai,
Or Khwab Sala “UNDERWEAR”
Bhigo Deta Hai.. 
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Certified Clean Poem:
January 18, 2012
Certified Clean Poem:
-Wo soti rahi mai karta raha,
Intezar us ke jawab ka.
-Abhi rakha hi tha ke chhut gaya,
Phool hath se gulab ka.
Aaj main aapko
December 29, 2011
Aaj main aapko SALAAD
banane ka tarika batata hu.?
Sabse pehle 1 mooli le…
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Undino kafi dar lagta tha
December 29, 2011
Undino kafi dar lagta tha
Nachna
Gana
Khelna
Kudna
Uff
bahar jana
Gilepan ka Dar
Suhagrat par pati:
December 29, 2011
Suhagrat par pati:
Kaisa mehsus kar rahi ho?
Patni: Bura lag raha hai Qki aj tak GSM thi,
isiliye koi sa bhi SIM dal sakti thi,
Par aaj se CDMA ho gai hu,
Ek hi SIM dalna padega.
Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet,
December 9, 2011
Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet,
All ladies suddenly stand up!
Sardar: Izzat dil mai ho bus
yahi kaafi hota hai,
Betho Betho…
Soordas: Bhabhi-O-Bhabhi
December 5, 2011
Soordas: Bhabhi-O-Bhabhi lo laddu.
Bhabhi Naha rahi thi?
Ye sochkar k soordas to andhe hai,
bina kapdo ke bahar aakar boli.
Yeh kis khushi mai?
Soordas: Meri aankhe theek ho gayi.
Girl:It’s 2 tight
November 26, 2011
Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
October 23, 2011
