Funny SMS
Judge: why r u arrested?
April 26, 2012
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
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I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond
April 22, 2012
Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I Won’t Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
…
Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha
Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
In case of FIRE
February 14, 2012
Warning dat should be placed
at every offices/malls…
In case of FIRE
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Bhagyavan, kaha ja rahi ho.
February 14, 2012
Pati: Bhagyavan, kaha ja rahi ho.
Patni: Aatmahatya karne.
Pati: To itna Make-Up kyu kiya hai???
Patni: Kal subha paper mai Photo nahi ayegi kya.
1 sardar scooter leke nikla
February 14, 2012
1 sardar scooter leke nikla or
wrong side chalne laga aur
tension me aa gaya aur bola:
Shit….
Aaj phir late ho gaya! Sab log
wapas aa rahe hai !
Jivan me ek baat yaad Rakhna
February 14, 2012
Jivan me ek baat yaad Rakhna
Aansu Ponchhne wale bahut milenge
But
Naak Ponchhne wala koi nahi milega,
So hamesha Rumal saath rakhna.
Billu: Pitaji 2 Rupye de dijiye,
February 10, 2012
Billu: Pitaji 2 Rupye de dijiye,
Mujhe School me Late
Jane ka Fine dena hai.
Pitaji: Tujhe ghar me letane ka samay
nahi milta jo school ja kar let jata hai.
Monu: Mujhe nahi lagta
February 10, 2012
Monu: Mujhe nahi lagta hai ki mujhe
paper mai zero milne chahiye the.
Teacher: Haan, Lekin Isse kam number
to mai tumhe de bhi to nahi sakti.
