Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
Marriage SMS / Text messages & jokes in Hindi, Urdu & English
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
“When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense
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