Santa said to his friend:

“mujhe samajh nahi aata k log

maheena maheena kaise nhi nahatay?

Mujhe to 28ve din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.

Titanic was sinking.

An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?

Santa: Downwards!

Santa Sasural Gaya.

Sasu maa Dinner k liye puchh ne gayi.

Saasu-maa: Santa Ji

Aapki Favourite Dish Kon Si Hai?

Santa: “TATA SKY..”

Santa: Mujhe patni ka hath

Bantana hai Chhutti chahiye.

Boss: Nahi Milegi.

Santa: Shukriya, Janta tha musibat

ke samay aap hi madad karenge.

Santa: Yaar tu udas kyu hai,

kal to teri shaadi hai…

Banta: Yaar ladki walo ne kaha hai,

ke baraat kan laana..

Santa: To tujhe kya?

Banta: Abe yaar,,,,

Pata nahi papa mujhe le jayenge k nahi…

Santa: Tum 1 bar me kitne admi utha skte ho,

PHLWAN: kam se kam 10…..

Santa: Bas, Tumse achchha to mera murga hai,

Jo subah poore mohalle ko utha deta hai…

Santa or Banta ki khoob pitayi hui.

Pata h Q?

Birthday party me bina bulaye

khana khate hue pakde gaye aur bole…

“Ham to ladke walon ki taraf se hai…”

Banta road se guzar raha tha,

Achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuchh

uthaya or zor se chillaya……

kamine Tatti bhi aise karte

hai jaise samosa pada ho…

Santa: Tu mirror ke saamne

baith kar kyu padhta hai.?

banta: Fayde hai.

1. Sath me revision ho jata hai.

2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.

3. Padhne ke liye company mil jaati hai.

Santa: Yar murgi k bachche

anda todkar bahar kaise aa jate hai.

Banta: Mujhe to yeh samajh mein nahi aata

saale band ande mein ghus kaise jaate hai…