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If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal,
people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy,
they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;)
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Susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar marunga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao to paani lete aana. :)
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Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey.
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second.
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Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”
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Employer: In this job we need
someone who is responsible.
Applicant: I'm the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.
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Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..
Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Pics,
Girls No’s
Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..
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A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”,
which tense is it?
One pupil answered:-
Its the past tense of course.
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