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Titanic was sinking.
April 26, 2012
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
Yaadon ki barsaat liye
April 26, 2012
Yaadon ki barsaat liye
Duaaon ki soghat liye
Dil ki gehrayee se
Chand ki roshnai se
Pholon k kaghaz per
Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz
“I LOVE YOU”
Blessings of eating together
April 26, 2012
Eat together and not separately,
for the blessings is associated with the company.
(Ibn Majah).
Judge: why r u arrested?
April 26, 2012
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
Part or Art of Life
April 26, 2012
Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called
“PART OF LIFE”,
But smiling in all those situations is called
“ART OF LIFE”.
I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond
April 22, 2012
Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I Won’t Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
…
Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha
Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
.
.
.
Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Being 1st love may b great
April 22, 2012
Being someone
1st Love
May be great
But
To be their last
Is beyond perfect!
Every new day is a gift.
April 22, 2012
Every new day is a gift.
But
The longer you wait to open it,
The smaller it gets!
Good Morning!
Enjoy or prove care
April 22, 2012
When someone loves us
we don’t feel the pain of love
We simply enjoy their care.
But,
When we love someone
We feel the pain
&
Try to prove our care.
