Arz kiya hai…

Wo bewafa hai to kya hua,

Mat bura kaho usko…..

Wo bewafa hai to kya hua,

Mat bura kaho usko…..

Tum koi dusri set karlo,

Dafa karo usko….

Nursery ke student ne exam sheet pe

susu karke mam ke hath me de diya.

Mam: Beta ye kya kiya.

S: Miss aapne hi kaha tha pehle jo

aa raha ho wahi karna… 🙂

Certified Clean Poem:

-Wo soti rahi mai karta raha,

Intezar us ke jawab ka.

-Abhi rakha hi tha ke chhut gaya,

Phool hath se gulab ka.

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Dada Ji: Abe teri teacher ghar aa rahi hai,

Jaa Chhup Jaa.

Pota: Pehle aap chhup jao,

Aapki maut ka bahana bana kar 2 hafto

ki chhutti le rakhi hai maine…

Jeevan me ek baat yaad rakhna

Aansu ponchhne wale bahut milenge…

But

Naak ponchhne wala koi nahi milega.

So hamesha Rumal sath rakhna. 😀

Us insan par bharosa karo

jo aapke andar 3 baat jaan sake…

1. Muskurahat k peechhe dukh..

2. Gusse ke peechhe pyaar..

3. Chup rehne ke peechhe vajah..

Hazrat Ali…

1 machchhar tufan me tha

raste me 1 bada ped mila,

usse lipat gaya….

Jab tufan chala gaya to machchhar pasina

pochhte hue bola agar aaj mai nahi hota

to ye ped to gir jaata….

Santa: Tum 1 bar me kitne admi utha skte ho,

PHLWAN: kam se kam 10…..

Santa: Bas, Tumse achchha to mera murga hai,

Jo subah poore mohalle ko utha deta hai… 🙂

Nirali Aapki hr 1 ada hai,

Door ho humse yeh aapki khata hai.

Har jagah lagi hai pyari si tasveer aapki,

Jiske neeche likha hai,

“Ye Pagal Hai, Or Lapata Hai”

In a cool Morning.

A Hot Coffee for u..

There is no Cup N Coffee,

You cell is cup N my SMS is coffee hve it.

WISH U a Cool Good Morning….