Santa Sasural Gaya.
Sasu maa Dinner k liye puchh ne gayi.
Saasu-maa: Santa Ji
Aapki Favourite Dish Kon Si Hai?
Santa: “TATA SKY..” 😀
Santa Sasural Gaya.
Sasu maa Dinner k liye puchh ne gayi.
Saasu-maa: Santa Ji
Aapki Favourite Dish Kon Si Hai?
Santa: “TATA SKY..” 😀
Morning is Nature’s way of saying:
“Live life one more time,
make a difference, touch one heart,
encourage one mind n inspire
one soul”….Good Morning….
Santa: Mujhe patni ka hath
Bantana hai Chhutti chahiye.
Boss: Nahi Milegi.
Santa: Shukriya, Janta tha musibat
ke samay aap hi madad karenge.
Pati: Bhagyavan, kaha ja rahi ho.
Patni: Aatmahatya karne.
Pati: To itna Make-Up kyu kiya hai???
Patni: Kal subha paper mai Photo nahi ayegi kya.
1 sardar scooter leke nikla or
wrong side chalne laga aur
tension me aa gaya aur bola:
Shit….
Aaj phir late ho gaya! Sab log
wapas aa rahe hai !
Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usi ko maangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use pane ko….
kya aapka dil nahi karta,
“Dairy-Milk”
Khane ko.
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet Said, “On every Friday
the angels take theirstand at every
gate of the mosques to write the names
of the people chronologically (i.e. according
to the time of their arrival for the Friday Prayer)
and when the Imam sits (on the pulpit) they fold up
their scrolls and get ready to listen to the sermon.”
Jivan me ek baat yaad Rakhna
Aansu Ponchhne wale bahut milenge
But
Naak Ponchhne wala koi nahi milega,
So hamesha Rumal saath rakhna.
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