Santa Sasural Gaya.

Sasu maa Dinner k liye puchh ne gayi.

Saasu-maa: Santa Ji

Aapki Favourite Dish Kon Si Hai?

Santa: “TATA SKY..” 😀

Morning is Nature’s way of saying:

“Live life one more time,

make a difference, touch one heart,

encourage one mind n inspire

one soul”….Good Morning….

Warning dat should be placed

at every offices/malls…

In case of FIRE

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Santa: Mujhe patni ka hath

Bantana hai Chhutti chahiye.

Boss: Nahi Milegi.

Santa: Shukriya, Janta tha musibat

ke samay aap hi madad karenge.

Pati: Bhagyavan, kaha ja rahi ho.

Patni: Aatmahatya karne.

Pati: To itna Make-Up kyu kiya hai???

Patni: Kal subha paper mai Photo nahi ayegi kya.

Na dekh aasmaan ko itni Hasrat se

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1 sardar scooter leke nikla or

wrong side chalne laga aur

tension me aa gaya aur bola:

Shit….

Aaj phir late ho gaya! Sab log

wapas aa rahe hai !

Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,

Har pal khuda se usi ko maangte hai,

Dil tarasta hai use pane ko….

kya aapka dil nahi karta,

“Dairy-Milk”

Khane ko.

Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet Said, “On every Friday

the angels take theirstand at every

gate of the mosques to write the names

of the people chronologically (i.e. according

to the time of their arrival for the Friday Prayer)

and when the Imam sits (on the pulpit) they fold up

their scrolls and get ready to listen to the sermon.”

Jivan me ek baat yaad Rakhna

Aansu Ponchhne wale bahut milenge

But

Naak Ponchhne wala koi nahi milega,

So hamesha Rumal saath rakhna.