Santa 1 ghar k niche su-su kar raha tha…
Upar se 1 aurat boli: Dikhta nahi hai deewar hai…
Santa bola: Thoda side se dekho.. Dikh jayega… 😉
Santa 1 ghar k niche su-su kar raha tha…
Upar se 1 aurat boli: Dikhta nahi hai deewar hai…
Santa bola: Thoda side se dekho.. Dikh jayega… 😉
Dad: Beta chhod de ye facebook,
ye tujhe roti nahi dene wali…
Son: Ha papa ye mujhe roti nahi dene wali,
Par roti banane waali degi… 😀
Dosto me jeena Dosti me marna,
Himmat na ho to Dosti na karna.
Dost hokar Dosti ka haq ada karna,
Agar me bhool jau to Tum YAAD karna.
Likhna to tha ki khush hu tere bagair bhi,
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Aansu magar kalam se pehle hi gir gaye…
Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena,!…
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Kasam se Itni zor ka Thappad padega
ki sab kuchh pasand aane lagega…..
This is my new number.
#9897****** do save it…
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Aur maze ki baat to dekho….
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Purana bhi yahi tha…. 😉
1 Girl film dekhne ke bad galti
se boys hostel chali gayi.
Agle din saheli ne puchha
kon si movie dekhi tune kal.
Girl: Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi,
Fir Sab Ne Bana Di Ghodi.
Tum mano na mano hum yaad karenge,
Tum samjho na samjho hum aitbar karenge.
Kya kare ye rishta hi kuchh aisa hai,
Tum msg karo na karo hum intezar karenge.
Wife: Chalo na aaj Sunday hai bahar
chalte hai Aur driving mai karungi..
Husband: Wow Matlab Jayenge car me
aur aayenge kal k Akhbar me…
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