Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

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Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Santa 1 ghar k niche su-su kar raha tha…

Upar se 1 aurat boli: Dikhta nahi hai deewar hai…

Santa bola: Thoda side se dekho.. Dikh jayega… 😉

1 Girl film dekhne ke bad galti

se boys hostel chali gayi.

Agle din saheli ne puchha

kon si movie dekhi tune kal.

Girl: Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi,

Fir Sab Ne Bana Di Ghodi.