I heard that good looks can kill…
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So, please don’t look at me
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I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

Lagta Hai Aap Bhi
Auro Ke Jaise Ho Gaye,

Aa Nahi Rahe Aaj-Kal SMS Aapke,

Lagta Hai “HUMSE” Pyare
Aapke Ye 60 Paise Ho Gaye…

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don’t generate
a lot of interest.

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha

Boy: I Won’t Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
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Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha

Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Smart log hamesha ye kyu kehte
hai ki “Main abhi busy hoon”…
Socho…….????
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Baad me bataunga..
Main abhi busy hoon. 😉

Offer…
Lux Soap: 5
Lifeboy: 8
Dettol: 10
Pears: 12
Dove: 15 Oh!
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Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena,!…

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Kasam se Itni zor ka Thappad padega

ki sab kuchh pasand aane lagega…..

This is my new number.

#9897****** do save it…

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Aur maze ki baat to dekho….

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Purana bhi yahi tha…. 😉