Girl: Dua Karo Main Fail Ho Jaun.

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Boy: Q?

Girl: Papa Ne Kaha Hai Ke..
1st Aayi To Laptop..
2nd Aayi To Mobile

Aur
,
,
,
Fail Ho Gayi To Shadi
Karva Dunga 😀

Maali ne fool ko khas banaya,

Fool ne khushbu ko khas banaya.

Khushbu ne mohabbat ko khas banaya,

Mohabbat ne ladki ko khas banaya.

Or 1 ladki ne kitno ko DEVDAS banaya… 🙂

HAQIQAT:

Ladki saath ho to Hotel Bil,

Ladki Door ho to Mobile Bill.

Or

Ladki Door ho jaye to Daru ka Bill.

Isliye Na Lagao Dil…Na aayega Bill…

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

Some one asked about my past
I replied –
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.
HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.

EXAM:
Juan has 4 apples,
His train is 7 minutes early,
Calculate the suns mass 😀

The most “hungry + sad” moment
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When you’re sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot “tea with samosas”.

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
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The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn’t Read.

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
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‘Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..’ 😉 B-)

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly