Dr: Aapka Wazan Kitna Hai ?
Santa: Chashme ke saath 75 Kilo.
Dr: Aur chashme ke bina?
Santa: Wo to mujhe dikhta hi nahi.

Santa was sitting alone in a coffee shop.
A beautiful lady came and asked,
“If you don’t mind, can I sit here?”
Santa: No.
Lady: Why?
Santa: Because I have mind!

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them :p

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I’m changing d battery of my camera..

Santa: This report card should be underwater!
Pappu: Because It’s so wet?
Santa: No, because it’s below ‘C’ level!

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Santa 1 ghar k niche su-su kar raha tha…

Upar se 1 aurat boli: Dikhta nahi hai deewar hai…

Santa bola: Thoda side se dekho.. Dikh jayega… 😉